"The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death."

earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

slendyrunawaywithme:

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

newpope:

rapidashery:

newpope:

my alarm is going off upstairs

i dont want to have to go up the stairs but its obnoxious

decisions

looks like youve gotten yourself into an…alarming situation

this is not the time for puns

circletines:

why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

tr3ndyc00l:

apparently my school made the senior dinner great gatsby themed

because what better theme for a graduation party than the inaccessibility of the american dream

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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thenobo:

every single time

thenobo:

every single time